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last updated on 08 Jan 2009 at 2:09 pm PST
Some people head out to the pool for some sun and some people head out to the pool to get their workout on and do some exercise. But not Soleil Hughes. She heads out to the pool to jack off this guy with her meaty tits and eager hands. We assume that the benefits of this location are obvious but just in case, we want to remind all of you potential tug-ees that having a chick drain your nuts by the pool is great. First of all, she will be in the water and won't get overheated. Secondly, you can just dunk her in the pool and rinse her off once you coat her in your spunk. And in case she cannot make a sufficient amount of spit to lube your dick, she can always use that pool water to aide her hands and hoots in their cock-milking. Now that you know this, you should head out to the poolside immediately with the busty lady of your choice and get to stroking!
Do you have one of those better halves that says things like, "All you do is watch sports! Stop watching T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Get off your ass and do something!"? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn't that be nicer? Wouldn't it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with them? Check out Chavon as she does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this video to your better half. And when she says, "What the fuck is this? Porn!" and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it's an educational video intended to "make your relationship about satisfying each other's emotional and physical needs." She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your cock with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys' that this doesn't work for and she goes crazy, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you're in deep shit.
Goldie Blair reminds us of one of those way-too-hot young moms you might see at one of your kids' back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type...smokin' hot, bored, smokin' hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smokin' hot, and sporting some knockers that you just know she is dying to wrap around a cock. (Possibly your cock, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That's why it's not too unbelievable that a chick this hot would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of two triangular nipple patches and one tiny piece of ass floss. You see, this is the type of chick they write all those Desperate Housewife shows about. She is so bored that the minute she gets a chance to jerk off the young pool guy or the well-hung UPS dude, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not because she can't fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and she just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when she ho'ed it up with everyone who came her way. So, do a little public service next time you bump into a smokin' hot chick like Goldie Blair. Offer her your cock to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make you spray.
If you press play and then close your eyes, you will hear the sweetest-sounding voice saying all sorts of sexy things like, "You want to touch my tits?" and "I'm going to milk your big cock," and that will make you smile. If you open your eyes, you will see pretty Asian Kianna Dior, gyrating and touching her huge tits and encouraging you to jerk it. And that will be so hot, you will smile and stroke. And then, right before your eyes, you will see a serious transformation. Kianna will go from being cute to being one of the horniest, nastiest, most hardcore pornstars ever. Her never-ending stream of dirty talk and spit is only trumped by her ability to abuse a cock and balls just enough that it will hurt so good. Watch as she smacks this cock around and slaps these balls until they give her what she wants: A healthy dose of nut spray all over her love globes.
Janet Jade is one of those chicks that looks like the girl-next-door. She has these innocent, doe-like eyes that make you think of Bambi's mom. So, at first glance, you kind of forget that she is stacked. Then, of course, she whips those chocolate cannons out of her top and all thoughts of "nice" and "sweet" escape your mind. Instead, you start to think, "Wouldn't it be nice if this chick gave me a tug job?" and then you think, "Yes! That would be fucking sweet!" Watch as Janet wraps her jugs, oh so snug, around this meat and jerks and pulls until she extracts all the jizz she can. We all love girls like Janet.
You know what? We are going to give it up for chicks for a second. Chicks deserve some praise for a few things and we are going to give it to them. First of all, chicks deserve some props for loving cock. Because they love it good, man. Secondly, chicks need to get some acknowledgment for being efficient because they truly do work the cock with a sense of urgency and timeliness that deserves some respect. Take a look at our busty gal pal Carly. When presented with the opportunity to grab this dude's cock and balls and work them until he nuts, she is all gun-ho. She doesn't ask questions, she doesn't make demands, she just gets down to business and twerks that shit until it spews baby batter all over her. That deserves some kind of show of appreciation. Until we can get her a plaque or something that says, CARLY: THE LITTLE TUGGER THAT COULD, she will have to settle for a couple of hot loads as her reward. We don't think she minds.
We are going to list why this is such a great video right off the bat. First of all, this video stars a delectable big-titted hottie. That alone is enough to make it quality entertainment. Second of all, said big-titted hottie is a sexy black chick. That means her tits are a wonderful shade of mocha, and who doesn't love chocolate? Seriously. Third of all, said big-titted mocha hottie is standing in a hot tub, covered in bubbles. Yup. Say it with us: Big, wet, chocolate tits. Almost makes your mouth water, huh? And finally, said big-titted, sopping wet, mocha hottie is a horny cock-milking slut who wants nothing else other than to remove a few ounces of sperm from your nut sac. Yeah, we said it. A big-titted, sopping wet, mocha-flavored, nympho hottie is in this video. Well, what are you waiting for? Watch and work your meat, man.
Don't you love getting something for nothing? We sure do. It's wonderful to just receive and not have to give back. For example, Alexis Silver is horny and so is this lucky bastard right here. So, instead of demanding that he eat her pussy and finger her, and get her all worked up and make her cum repeatedly, she says, "Hey baby, let's put MY needs on the back burner and let me take care of YOU." So, she pleasures him with her rack and her wonderful, nubile hands. She even sucks on his balls (and we all know how difficult it is to get a no-strings-attached balls-sucking these days, eh?) and lets him finger her tight asshole, too. And when he throws his head back and lets it rain man sauce all over her, Alexis says thanks and that is that. She doesn't say, "Hold me," or, "Can you get me a tissue and glass of water?" Nope. She just says, "Thanks for the cum," and plays with it. Talk about being a giver. Alexis is an angel in our books.
Ah, games, who doesn't love playing them? Game night is always a winner when you want a chick to come over and feel non-threatened and ready to get nasty. Why? Because chicks dig competition, man. Makes them hornier than they can stand and they start to loosen up and get wild. Just look at Rachel Love, a busty blonde bimbette who comes over to play a little pool and ends up playing with this guy's balls, instead. Apparently when he said to rack 'em up, she thought he meant to use her rack on his rod. (Which is what he was secretly hoping for, anyway.) So the next time you want to bust your load, invite the chesty chick of your choosing over for game night. You are guaranteed to get some play!
When you meet a chick with big tits and you ask her out on a date and she replies, "I don't really want to go out. I kind of want to stay in and just hang out," this is code for, "Get me naked and fuck my tits." We know it doesn't sound like that, but trust us, we're experts. This is a perfect opportunity to suggest a little game of poker. What kind of poker? Strip poker, of course. (Instead of Texas Hold 'Em, you can play Tits, Hold 'Em.) If she doesn't know how to play, you can always teach her. (Chicks love to learn and love guys who want to teach.) In the end it's a win-win for everyone. She gets some quality time with you and you get to stick your dick in between her pair. Don't believe us? Just take a look at Sara Jay getting her tits pounded and coated. This started off as an innocent game of poker and ended up a serious game of poke her.
Janet Jade's titties are like two huge, full chocolate truffles. When you see them, you don't know what to do with them first; play with them, get 'em in your mouth or put your dick in between them. Well, we are here to tell you that you don't have to choose. You can do all that and more with her gigantic tatas. You see, Janet is one of those ladies that appreciates her assets almost as much as you do. She likes to be nasty and raunchy and get it on. And when you are all over her tittes, fondling, sucking and fucking them, she is encouraging you to spurt your load all over them. We encourage you to take some time out of your busy schedule and jack to Ms. Jade. You will be glad you did.
Kianna Dior is one big-titted, Asian, dirty-talking, tit & cock spitting-on, perverted, nasty, slutty chick. And we mean that in a good way. We mean it as a compliment. We are not sure if it's the way she talks (She sounds like the schoolgirl that she is dressed up as.), or if it's the way she proceeds to go from feigned innocence to scandalous whore in 2.5 seconds flat, but one thing is for sure, if you EVER get the chance to get a thorough tit-fucking from Ms. Dior, do it. This chick has an endless supply of spit for your dick and her tits. She starts salivating on her titties before she is even undressed, and by the time she has this cock in her clutches, she has already lubed up her tits and hands with enough saliva to jack and tug an entire football team. Don't you just love slop-jobs that are wet and slick and good for your dick? Yeah, we do, too.
Who doesn't remember that scene in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", when the busty nurse arrives at his house with a delivery of flowers and balloons? She utters that famous poem, "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." Well, this scenario is kind of like that. You see, Sarah is a nurse who can't stand it when her male patients have any kind of ailment. Now, we are not sure what nursing school she attended, but whatever it was, they taught her that every illness could be cured by milking a cock with her righteous jugs. We aren't rocket scientists or anything like that, but that sounds just about right to us because we always feel better when we've shot a load on some tits. Don't you?